Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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