you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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