Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
