shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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