its not stalking. its research.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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