Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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