People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
you will always have a special place in my vag
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
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