I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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