i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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