"it" just moved
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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