Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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