I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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