dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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