bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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