Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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