i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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