Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
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