just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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