I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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