Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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