Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
sex in a hospital.. check
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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