But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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