Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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