just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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