So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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