I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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