the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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