Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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