When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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