as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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