I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
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