eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Randomize
