found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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