turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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