Whoa Z and x make the same sound
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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