Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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