if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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