You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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