all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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