I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Sacagawea was the original milf.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
don't judge my taste in strippers
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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