Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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