4 words: hood of his car
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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