if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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