if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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