32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
She even gives head with a lisp.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
soo... how was my night?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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