is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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