Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
tell me about the eggs
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