I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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