Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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