Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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