i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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